| Age: | 22 |
| Degree subjects: | Biology (BSc), Ecology (MSc) Click for proof |
| Subject area: | Biology and Science |
| Years as SHS: | 1 |
| Humorous teaching story: | I was once told that "..sexual reproduction is gay sir". This is incorrect. |
| Educational philosophy: | All students have equal value, and an equal right to a full and comprehensive ejukashion |
| Hobbies: | Marking books. Driving and collecting exotic european sports cars |
| Who would you most like to be on an island with? | Myself. This is the only way to be sure of intelligent conversation. |
| Favourite food: | School dinners and fermented barley juice |
| Other comments: | According to the students, I am the best looking teacher in the school. Mr Franklin's fanzine is here |