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| Age: | Unknown |
| Degree subjects: | 37 centigrade |
| Subject area: | Science demolition instructor and washer-upper |
| Years as SHS: | too many |
| Humourous teaching story: | I once donated my lab coat to cover up the split trousers of a colleague- can you guess which one? |
| Educational philosophy: | To lose my sanity. To meet such excellent human beings as 8N1 |
| Hobbies: | Jelly baby assassination |
| Who would you most like to be on an island with? | Dr Evans. |
| Favourite food: | Jelly babies. |
| Other comments:: | Page contributed by 8N1. |